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TOOKER KURLSON FOR PRESIDENT

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★ THE MANIFESTO ★

Six pledges. Zero focus groups.

01

Wine Before Nine

Deregulate the breakfast beverage. Freedom starts in the glass.

02

Abolish The Teleprompter

Every word unscripted, unedited, and slightly incorrect.

03

$TOOKER Standard

Pegging the national currency to vibes and one very shiny coin.

04

Four Day Weekend

Nation works Monday. Nation recovers Tuesday through Sunday.

05

Bull Market By Decree

Bear markets made illegal. Enforcement by stern eye contact.

06

The Truth, Nightly

Mandatory 8PM broadcast. Attendance optional, chaos guaranteed.

★ THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL ★

Tooker Kurlson Tonight news desk
TK NEWS · 8PM NIGHTLY
Tooker Kurlson at the presidential desk
DAY ONE IN OFFICE
Tooker Kurlson hosting a political summit
PEACE SUMMIT (UNPAID)
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MINISTER OF GAINS
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$TOOKER · LEGAL TENDER SOON
Tooker Kurlson smirking in a studio chair
THAT SMIRK
Tooker Kurlson late at night with wine and whiskey
HOUR FOUR OF THE SHOW
Tooker Kurlson laughing with a beer
POLICY MEETING
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